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The year of 2010 [11 Jan 2011|12:17am]
1. /fire/goat/goatse.jpg 55.86 GB 96.96%

It's not bad considering the domain was broken until june. Also, apparently August is goatse month because there were 20 gigs transferred in that month alone.
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[05 Aug 2010|08:21pm]
i'm back. also

July -
1. /fire/goat/goatse.jpg 139,919 97.29%
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[16 Dec 2009|03:00am]
If you haven't been visited by a time traveler yet, it's probably because your life will never amount to anything worth visiting from the future.
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january [27 Jan 2009|10:13am]
#     Hits            KBytes            URL
1     18934        2086972        /fire/goat/goatse.jpg
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[20 Sep 2008|12:32am]
in heroes season 1 episode 14, hiro's father (sulu) has a car with the license plate 'NCC 1701'
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[30 Aug 2008|11:33pm]
Apparently i have a condition known as unilateral pulsatile tinnitus which 'is most likely the product of a blood vessel - malformation of the arteries and veins of the head or neck area. These blood vessels are located adjacent to the ear on the surface of the head or just inside the head.'

The second most likely cause of it is high blood pressure (which i don't have) and the third most likely cause is a tumor.
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[20 Jun 2008|09:58pm]
People who are born sterile are considered broken, but people who get a hysterecomy/vasectomy are fixed.
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[11 Jun 2008|07:13am]
is anyone else ever able to hear their own heartbeat?

specifically when it isn't going at a particularly high rate and they're not holding a stethoscope to themselves
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[20 May 2008|09:04am]
this morning i went to get a bowl for cereal out of the dishwasher since i knew that we were out of clean ones in the cupboard

after grabbing one i realized by the light of the morning sun that the dishwasher hadn't been run yet and they were all still dirty, then i remembered eating soup late last night
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[08 Sep 2007|09:23pm]
sonic has the best commercials that have ever been made
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[04 Sep 2007|07:30pm]
the superglue cap broke and spilled all over my now completely numb two fingers and thumb

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[14 Jul 2007|12:15am]
i really hate unfunny non-sequitirs
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[14 Apr 2007|01:41am]

i doubt even one of you cares but pi is up to 200 and my website still transfers more than 2 gigs of goatse per month

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pi memorization [07 Apr 2007|01:28am]
101 decimals places and counting
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[24 Mar 2007|05:48am]
i have that feeling in my stomach where it hurts, and when i think about it i realize for the last few days i've been almost completely subbing food for caffeine. i also realize i should be eating, but i don't really feel like it, being as my stomach hurts and all so i inevitably end up just drinking more

also, i have and have always had the hardest problem clicking the submit button on this thing because i always wonder who i'm supposedly posting for and why i'm posting
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[01 Feb 2007|11:55pm]
I really hate it when people post the same thing over and over again.
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[28 Nov 2006|03:54pm]
this is very very important, i want you all to go to www.yahoo.com and do an image search for the phrase "goatse"

obviously it's not work safe, but take note of who the 1st returned result is

that's right, it's also the first returned result if you do a www.altavista.com image search

i think this takes the cake in terms of internet achievements
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updates [22 Sep 2006|02:27am]
i've recently realized that i do better when i'm not fully prepared for tests and such, it makes the test itself more of an adventure, rather than some uninteresting recitation

my grandad had a spare monitor so now i'm back on dualview, now with ultramon so i don't clutter my taskbar

i superglued my watch to my wrist today so that the adjuster thing will stop coming loose and flapping around, this unfortunately means if i ever have to take it off for whatever reason, i'll have to cut it off and won't be able to put it back on again

in case any of you were wondering, i'm still just as awesome as i've always been at the internet, i haven't forgotten how to know whenever a picture i host is viewed, yes you

also, i've noticed that superglue loves to sit in a pool and not dry, but look like it's dried so that you touch it, but then it suddenly decides that right then is the time to dry, as you're trying to wipe it off on your other finger
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[26 Aug 2006|11:58pm]
super glue's effectiveness is both a gift and a curse
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[16 Jul 2006|03:40pm]
I really hate it when people post the same thing over and over again.
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